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  • Doctor Zhivago

    Doctor Zhivago


    I think we can all agree that Omar Sharif's mustache

  • The Rental

    The Rental


    Great concept but terrible ending. Still better than anything James Franco has ever directed.

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  • Kids



    (Update: Fuck! How could I forget one of my favorite films by my favorite sibling auteurs. Rectifying list immediately)

    Pop culture Kids ranked by awesomeness:
    1. Kids by MGMT
    2. Kid Cudi
    3. The Kid With a Bike by the Dardenne brothers.
    4. The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring
    5. Kids See Ghosts
    6. Kids by Larry Clark
    7. The Kids Are All Right by Lisa Cholodenko
    8. Kids in America by Kim Wilde
    9. The Kids Are Alright by The Who
    10. Kidz Bop

  • 5 Against the House

    5 Against the House


    The Criterion Channel was created to discover movies you've never even heard of before...Like this noir/heist film co-starring a pre-Vertigo Kim Novak.

    The Criterion Channel was not created to re-watch Raging Bull or other normie films that are available to stream in literally dozens of other platforms.