Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 May 2023

  Dune Part 2 trailer came out today and my reaction was me rewatching the entirety of Part 1

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  BALLS

Popular reviews

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  Aladdin 2019

  ½ Watched 19 Jun 2019

  So I just saw the new 2019 remake of Disney’s Aladdin, and as expected it gave me cancer.

  Now I’ve pretty much avoided all of these soulless  Disney cash-grabs they’ve been doing lately. I watched probably half of Beauty and the Beast by skipping through it just to see how awful it was. I haven’t seen The Jungle Book but I still might at some point. I haven’t seen Dumbo yet, but I might do the same thing that I…

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2019

  I probably held my breath for at least a half an hour while watching this Masterpiece. Best film of the year for me (so far) and the best Bong Hit that I’ve ever experienced (unoriginal joke).