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The Hateful Eight 2015
The most underrated Tarintino movie. Every character is so interesting and there’s not a single weak link in the cast. This is also the most underrated Samuel L Jackson performance. I have watched this movie nine times now just to make sure it was still good and it is. To be fair it’s a movie that was practically written for me. I feel like he had so much fun writing this. It’s jus him and his characters talking for three…
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The Parent Trap 1998
75
*nervously steps up to microphone*
so uh yeah The Parent Trap is a delightful film by Nancy Meyers....
*sweat begins to build on brow*
...it is handsomely photographed by Dean Cundey and it finds a warm balance between disillusioned relationships and the presence of time....
*armpits are now fully moistened, paranoia sets in*
....um...uhhh.....*gulp*....Lindsay Lohan gives an astonishing double performance as both Annie.....ughdhseue.....and Hallie Parker....
*paranoia morphs into rage, Fight Club chant mode engaged*
HER NAME WAS KELSEY MORGAN LOHAN. HER NAME WAS KELSEY MORGAN LOHAN. HER NAME WAS KELSEY MORGAN LOHAN.
*two silenced shots ring out, audience runs in terror*
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The Parent Trap 1998
you’re telling me martin and chessy fall in love when they’re both clearly gay??
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Contagion 2011
Dear God, this is one of my biggest fears! I am a huge germaphobe! All through this movie I was cringing by how much spittle and crap was flying around everywhere! This is a movie that people needed to watch over the Pandemic in 2020- maybe people can stop touching their faces! This is why I carry hand sanitizer around with me! I also am going to take like 5 showers and wash my hands for 3 hours…ok sick (get it)
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Catch Me If You Can 2002
why does this movie's poster read like a gay romantic comedy between a twink and a dad finding love in a business financially driven world
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The Report 2019
Burns: "I have this extremely interesting true story that we should make into a movie."
Amazon: "Oh that's excellent! We want to beat Netflix at getting major content for our service!"
Burns: "Yep! It's about a crazy legal battle with Adam Driver as the lead..."
Amazon: "Perfect!"
Burns: "... Told in the most boring way possible."
Amazon: "Excelle... wait what? Why don't we make it exciting?"
Burns: "That would provide way more work, I wrote this bad boy in one… -
The Report 2019
no one who needs to see it will watch it, and everyone else will likely find it as uncinematic as I do. agree with Jon Hamm that 7,000 pages is a lot of pages
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