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  • Halloween



    "Do you feel it!?!" -Journalist

    2018 Ranked:
    Halloween Ranked:

    Judy Greer's Christmas sweater on Halloween is next level of hipster and I am down for that look.

    I am not yet sure if this is what I dreamed but the good news is it is definitely NOT bad. In this sequel to Halloween only (no other Halloween films exist in this world), Michael gets an opportunity to escape after 40 years of waiting silently...yeah, he's heading for Laurie.…

  • Colette



    "I don't know why you're so keen on nature, animals are vile to one another," - Willy,

    2018 Ranked:

    Paris, for the most part, was cooler in 1895 than most places today.

    This film is a biopic on French novelist Colette's first marriage, which is primarily when she first learned to write, explore her sexuality, and find her creative voice. It's a simple story well-told with a cast that is appropriate for the subject matter.

    I would describe this…

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  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" -Charles Colton,


    (1) They sure did...have bad the El Royale

    (2) I would let Dakota Johnson shoot me in the face

  • The Black Cat

    The Black Cat


    "Sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me" -Peter Alison,

    Cats are murdered, chess is played.

    Instead of showing up to Dr. Frank-N-Furter's house and getting to do the Time Warp and dance in their undies, Peter and Joan Alison end up at the strange cat ritual rape house (implied...this is 1934) of a young Boris Karloff and pre-drug addict Bela Lugosi.

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  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    "You don't what death is!" - Loomis,

    Halloween Franchise Ranked:

    I like that Loomis says that quote and then that iconic music immediately starts. I feel like in the theater at that exact moment I would have just yelled "FUCK YEAH!"

    This movie is pretty great. I especially enjoy the realism of Loomis' reaction to Michael Myers not being dead. He just loses his shit and starts screaming like a crazy person. Also, I get that Haddonfield is a small town but these police really suck.

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later


    "Thank you very much" -Laurie Strode,

    Halloween Franchise Ranked:

    LL Cool J is officially Bizarro-Sean Bean.

    I think Halloween H20 is pretty great...sue me! I will say this however, the older I get the more I feel like I appreciate the movie and I guess that makes sense because it is really written for an older audience than the standard slasher. I don't mean a smarter or more mature audience but like the kids are more simply written and…