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  • Locked Down

    Locked Down

    ★½

    "I'd never accuse you of being happy and normal" -Paxton,

    Who the fuck cares?

    This feels like they had a boring script and then decided that what would fix it is Covid. I'm not saying that is the case for sure I'm just saying that's what it feels like. I found this movie to be VERY boring, like aggressively boring. Even the heist stuff is boring..... BORING. It's harmless it just didn't bring me a single ounce of joy.

    Nope.

  • Pieces of a Woman

    Pieces of a Woman

    ★★

    "That is your way, that is not my way" -Martha,

    - 2020 Ranked: boxd.it/4zdAI

    One cool scene and a bunch of poop.

    I find this film to be disappointing. The first 30 minutes are cool, but those are long forgotten after the 1 hour and 37 minutes of weirdly paced boring nonsense you get put through afterwards. I'm not even sure I love the acting as much as some people do... I mean it's fine but I'm not sure it warrants special attention this year. It's just a strange movie that switches focus a lot and leaves a lot unfinished.

    It's a no from me.

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  • Species III

    Species III

    ½

    "What?! What the hell was that?" -Dean,

    Cheap, boring, and 20 minutes longer than its predecessors for no fucking reason.

  • Species II

    Species II

    ★★½

    "They could fuck the human race into extinction... you wanna be responsible for that?" -Press Lenox,

    - Horror Hunt #31 (Jan '21): boxd.it/aya9m "When I was 17"

    Nudity.

    Better than the original in my opinion, this film abandons all pretense of a respectability and goes straight b movie trashtastic. Psychic powers, pregnancy horror, and tons of practical and/or intense gore make this surprisingly watchable and occasionally even entertaining.

    Probably not, but it's better than I thought it would be.

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  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    ★★★

    This movie is fine but its target demographic is 4-10 year olds that aren't scaredy cats.

    10 Better Things to do Than Critically Evaluate this as an Adult:

    (1) Criticize a foreign film without subtitles because you didn't understand the language.

    (2) Criticize the local news for having a depressing ending.

    (3) Tell a child that her taste in music sucks.

    (4) Read a child psychology book

    (5) Call Mr. Rogers a commie bastard.

    (6) Talk to people in the…

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★½

    "You can't crush a soul here... that's what life on Earth is for" -22,

    - 2020 Ranked: boxd.it/4zdAI
    - Pixar Movies Ranked: boxd.it/5eFMu

    It's fine.

    I found this to be a fairly predictable and standard story lacking in much creativity visually or in narrative. It is decently executed film but I doubt I'll rewatch it the way that I do certain other Pixar movies. I didn't find Tina Fey's 22 or Jamie Foxx's Joe Gardner to be very interesting characters…