"I'd never accuse you of being happy and normal" -Paxton,
Who the fuck cares?
This feels like they had a boring script and then decided that what would fix it is Covid. I'm not saying that is the case for sure I'm just saying that's what it feels like. I found this movie to be VERY boring, like aggressively boring. Even the heist stuff is boring..... BORING. It's harmless it just didn't bring me a single ounce of joy.
Nope.
"That is your way, that is not my way" -Martha,
- 2020 Ranked: boxd.it/4zdAI
One cool scene and a bunch of poop.
I find this film to be disappointing. The first 30 minutes are cool, but those are long forgotten after the 1 hour and 37 minutes of weirdly paced boring nonsense you get put through afterwards. I'm not even sure I love the acting as much as some people do... I mean it's fine but I'm not sure it warrants special attention this year. It's just a strange movie that switches focus a lot and leaves a lot unfinished.
It's a no from me.
"What?! What the hell was that?" -Dean,
Cheap, boring, and 20 minutes longer than its predecessors for no fucking reason.
"They could fuck the human race into extinction... you wanna be responsible for that?" -Press Lenox,
- Horror Hunt #31 (Jan '21): boxd.it/aya9m "When I was 17"
Nudity.
Better than the original in my opinion, this film abandons all pretense of a respectability and goes straight b movie trashtastic. Psychic powers, pregnancy horror, and tons of practical and/or intense gore make this surprisingly watchable and occasionally even entertaining.
Probably not, but it's better than I thought it would be.
This movie is fine but its target demographic is 4-10 year olds that aren't scaredy cats.
10 Better Things to do Than Critically Evaluate this as an Adult:
(1) Criticize a foreign film without subtitles because you didn't understand the language.
(2) Criticize the local news for having a depressing ending.
(3) Tell a child that her taste in music sucks.
(4) Read a child psychology book
(5) Call Mr. Rogers a commie bastard.
(6) Talk to people in the…
"You can't crush a soul here... that's what life on Earth is for" -22,
- 2020 Ranked: boxd.it/4zdAI
- Pixar Movies Ranked: boxd.it/5eFMu
It's fine.
I found this to be a fairly predictable and standard story lacking in much creativity visually or in narrative. It is decently executed film but I doubt I'll rewatch it the way that I do certain other Pixar movies. I didn't find Tina Fey's 22 or Jamie Foxx's Joe Gardner to be very interesting characters…
