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  • Starship Troopers
  • Braindead
  • McCabe & Mrs. Miller
  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn

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  • Day Shift

    ★★½

  • Not Okay

    ★★★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★½

  • Lightyear

    ★★

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

    "I told you guys I have really big lungs" - Greg,

    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo

    Deal with it gen Z... you're literally all like this! LITERALLY!!!!

    Everything bad you read about this film will be correct and I can't bring myself to care. Bodies, Bodies, Bodies is consistently fun and engaging with a tone that's like a mashup of Ready or Not and Spring Breakers. The comedy works and while it's a very lighthearted horror, the suspense and thrills are…

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★½

    "I don't think we're hunting here...I think it's hunting us" - Naru,

    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo
    - Predator Ranked: boxd.it/23lxA

    For God's sake, will people start listening to women?

    Overall, I really liked this. Predator is a franchise ripe for prequels and this is a creative setting, and premise, different from other films in the collection. I appreciated the pacing and I loved how the whole film kept me engaged with the consistent new wrinkles in the story and the…

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  • Day Shift

    Day Shift

    ★★½

    "Just like every day... hunting vampires." - Bud,

    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo

    Best Twilight reference in a movie ever.

    There are a few wonderful action scenes and some cool vampire fights but other than that, much of this movie is pretty mid. Jamie Foxx, who I normally quite enjoy, seems to phone in his performance in a role that is pretty annoying and unlikable. Snoop is pretty much wasted, as are Meagan Good and Dave Franco. The script makes so…

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★

    "Yeah that didn't work" - Some Space Dude,
    AND
    "I was not.... good" - Buzz Lightyear,

    - Pixar Ranked: boxd.it/5eFMu
    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo

    Even the cat did very little for me.

    I found this pretty unenjoyable. There's nothing about it that really offended me or turned me off and it's competently made, it's just so fucking boring and unextraordinary.

    For Pixar completists and boring children only.

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