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<Todd> has written 62 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • The New Guy

    The New Guy


    "As the years went by he got taller, whiter, skinnier." - Luther...sigh,

    - Scavenger Hunt 54 (Sept. '19): (7/30)
    Task 22. Watch a movie where someone gets kicked out of high school.

    I go into comedies really wanting to laugh, I'm an incredibly easy laugh in fact. I even laugh multiple times at comedies I hate and I think this might be one of the only comedies where I didn't let out a chuckle or laugh of any sort. Just bad, that's it, that's all I got.

  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem


    "He's been fired... thumbs down" - Girl Character,

    - Predator Franchise Ranked:
    - 10 Worst Theatrically Released Films:

    Predator: Tropical jungle during guerilla warfare
    Predator 2: Distopic gang-run Los Angeles
    Predators: Alien hunting planet
    Alien vs. Predator: Unknown arctic ruins

    AVP: Requiem: Boring ass town with love struck teens...THUMBS DOWN

    P.S. This movie is darker than a Game of Thrones battle.

  • The Darkness

    The Darkness


    "I draw the line at setting fires" Kevin Bacon being totally reasonable.

    This is 50% demonic haunting film, 50% seriously shitty drama about an eating disorder and autism, and 100% bad. I've seen movies made worse but this may be one of the 25 or so most boring films that I have ever watched. Another example of why giving films like La Llorona 1 star just shows you haven't experienced true film diversity because you are prejudiced against crap.

    P.S. How the hell did this film get real actors?

  • The Butterfly Effect 2

    The Butterfly Effect 2


    "Hey man"
    "Thanks man"
    "No problem man"
    "Yeah man"
    "Got it man"
    "Okay man"
    "I said no problem man" -Some dude

    - John Leonetti Ranked:
    - Daily Horror Hunt #12 (June 2019):
    Task 21. Choose one of the worst movies ever made (it doesn't have to be horror), find out who directed that dreck, and watch one of their Horror movies.

    I've been up all night trying to create a Universe where I never saw this film but... nope, this movie is a lie and it sucks.

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43


    "Any red flags?" - The Boss, oh and the answer is yes.

    - 10 Worst Movies Ever:
    - Scavenger Hunt #51 (June 2019):
    Task 12. Watch a movie that has been featured in Nathan Rabin's "My World of Flops" column. (5/30 complete)

    As punishment, every major actor who starred in this should have to only answer questions about this film at every interview they are part of for the rest of their lives.

    A man forces himself onto…

  • Lake Placid: Legacy

    Lake Placid: Legacy


    "Why did Frankenstein make a monster.... to play God!" - one of them

    - Daily Horror Hunt #11 (May 2019):
    Day 24 - A Horror film from 2018 that you've been meaning to watch.

    Joey Pants you did me wrong.

    The short of it is that this movie sucks and is one of the more boring films ever made. The writer of this film clearly watched Eli Roth's Green Inferno and thought "it be fucking cool if those activists…

  • Birdemic: Shock and Terror

    Birdemic: Shock and Terror


    "Besides, I'm not worried about the black birds, they're not the dangerous animals. It's the human species that's a dangerous, terrifying and menacing animal." -The Ornithologist.

    - Daily Horror Hunt #11 (May 2019):
    Day 11 - World Migratory Bird Day. Watch a killer bird movie

    Happy (early) World Migratory Bird Day everybody! I'll be out of town tomorrow so posting now.

    Birdemic follows the stories of a few super charismatic young adults trying to survive during a birdemic. The…

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street


    "You think you can bring someone back from the dead?" - Freddy,

    - 10 Worst Films Released in Theaters:
    - Elm Street Rankings:

    Watching through the elm street movies with the daughter. My view that this film is historically bad has not changed. Geez, the things I do for Kellan Lutz.

  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie


    "This girl can take a hit" - Calvin

    -10 Worst Theatrically Released Films I Have Seen:

    Disaster Movie: Come for the dated references, stay for the deep-seeded hatred of women, homosexuals and minorities. Brandon Williams suggested this to me after seeing my 10 Worst Theatrically Released Films I Have Seen list and yep, this is horrible... avoid.

    DATED JOKES: Flava Flav, Amy Winehouse, Super Sweet 16 on MTV, Girls Gone Wild, Dr. Phil, Superbad, Juno, High School Musical, Justin…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation


    "Face it, Liu Kang. You will fail!" - Shao-Kahn.

    - 10 Worst Theatrically Released Films:

    Woh...I didn't know it was this bad.

    After the advances in special effects brought forth by films like Jurassic Park and Titanic someone had to say "hey everyone...slow down!" That's where director John R. Leonetti comes in to prove that you don't need much to be the number one movie at the box office ($16 million opening weekend).

    P.S. I want to write more but then this review would be ten pages long, two of which would be about James Remar.

  • College Pranks

    College Pranks


    "Woh...we have now entered Strange-ville" - Cameron.

    -2019 Ranked:
    - 4th Review of film.

    People that overuse half star ratings should all be forced to watch this movie as a form of punishment.

    I think this was shot on an Iphone, or perhaps just a handheld video camera. Four people make it to the Monster College Prank Showdown ::SIGH:: that will be seen on the internet and they find out it isn't what they think. Our characters:

    (1) Jeff.…

  • Islam and the Future of Tolerance

    Islam and the Future of Tolerance


    WARNING: This review totally hurt the feelings of three bros in Minnesota. The pain was so bad that one of them had to leave Letterbox'd entirely because of this review. Proceed with caution.

    "Mr. Harris, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard...I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
    - Principal from Billy Madison (paraphrased, NIF)

    2018 Ranked:

    Booooooo to THIS MOVIE and the Sam…