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<Todd> has written 9 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Cats

    Cats

    This looks horrible. That's it.

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Good morning MCU fans. In in the coming days, people from Columbus, Ohio will join others from around the world. And we will be launching one of the largest mass viewings of a film in the history of mankind.

    Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today because we should really say humankind but I digress.

    We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

    We will be united in our common interests.

    Perhaps its…

  • The Conjuring 3

    The Conjuring 3

    Ooooooh I saw a movie like this once. It was called the The Conjuring. Wait no, it was called the Conjuring 2.

  • The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

    The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

    "I'm not here to talk about the past" - Real Mark McGwire (NIF)

    As I reflect on the 1980s and 1990s, looking back there weren't nearly enough visual rap albums.

    I'm pretty familiar with the Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire period in Oakland so it's hard for me to fully grasp how that might impact the viewing experience but the songs and visuals seem funny enough to hold an audience. That being considered, this is one of the most amazing comedic takes on a historical event I've ever seen.

    Recommend to baseball fans, Lonely Island fans, 1980s culture fans, and people that like Drunk History.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I’d say I am excited about this but Tumblr, Reddit,  Twitter, and media think pieces haven’t forced me to take a side yet.

  • Escape Room 2

    Escape Room 2

    Allow me to be the first to say that I am excited to see how much blood they can squeeze out of this turnip. Bring it on!

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    Peter Farrelly crediting Viggo for the film is the whitest thing that has happened in the last hour or so.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    A movie so epic that God is LITERALLY the 33rd billed character is only 29 days away! Ready to see your childhood have intercourse with modern children's cinema? Well...it's the final countdown!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    Dear AMC,

    I have now literally seen the trailer for this film 20 times. In fact just now when the trailer ended I was able to hear the trailer playing in the theater next door. I now hate this movie and will never watch it. 

    Sincerely,
    Todd