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  • Moonlight



    fast forward ten years, Chiron drives all the way down to FL from ATL to see Kevin. he sits at the bar, Kevin doesn't even notice him at first. after this 10 or so years we see Chiron become a man, muscles toned to mimic a thick and hard outer shell, nearly unrecognizable from the Chiron of his youth. then Kev notices, they exchange words, Chiron completely transforms under this other man's gaze. he becomes a boy again, his shell…

  • Wrong Cops

    Wrong Cops

    quentin dupieux is a master at wasting your time. this is probably the 3rd film of his i've watched and each time i've just felt like i walked away from a hollow mess. "absurdist" comedy in this sense seems to just be a way to reinforce a truly disjointed mess which meanders from scene to scene trying to brute force a chuckle out of you with dick and drug jokes. the sounds that backdrop Wrong Cops makes you feel second…

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    The Shining


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