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  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Terminator
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Jackass Forever

    ★★★

  • Watchmen

    ★★★★★

  • Little Women

    ½

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    ½

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  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    ★★★

    Out of love and commitment to the Jackass extended universe and as someone who has seen literally every single piece of media related to this series I have no choice but to pick this film apart like the goddamm Godfather


    Negatives
    - Bam and Dunn's West Chester energy was sorely missed, everything felt too "Hollywood". Doesn't feel complete without Bam's stupid accent
    - Machine Gun Kelly's stunt was on the same level as a high budget YouTube prank, plus he…

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★★★★

    Dr. Manhattan's dong has the physics of anime tiddies

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ½

    Bo Burnham shatters autofellatio glass ceiling by sucking own dick for 2 hours, truly amazing

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ½

    If I wanted to watch 4 adult women go into girlish hysterics over things like "had dinner" "took a stroll" "recieved a letter" I would instead watch an episode of Real Housewives, which is 1 hour shorter and 2x better acted