I'm speechless. I have never watched a film before that made me feel zero emotions. I literally spent the entire runtime just staring at my tv screen, feeling absolutely nothing. Quite a feat. It was also incredibly dark most of the time, hard to imagine this was geared towards children. There wasn't one moment where I was rooting for the minions. I don't even know what else to say, this was absolute garbage.
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My First Summer 2020
So pure and utterly sweet. Such a nice, authentic depiction of a first love between two teenage girls. This film managed to intertwine such dark themes with a beautiful love story in such a way that seemed natural and never jarring. I would have really loved a film like this when I was a teenager. Full of heart and hope. Absolutely lovely.
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Eighth Grade 2018
I would have liked this a lot more if it was less focused on her relationships with men. Especially since most of them, except her father, were negative and laced with sexual assault in some way. That car scene was just too much; what was the point of making her friends with Olivia, who was a genuinely nice person, just for that scene to happen. The buildup was horrible. She had no positive relationships that lasted with any women. I hate when it's obvious a male directed a film with a female lead.
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The Hills Have Eyes 2006
I'm so tired of rape and sexual assault against women being shown on screen like it's nothing as if it doesn't happen every single minute to real women. It's bullshit and there's no need for it in horror movies. If you have to result to that to shock your viewers, you're not talented and should not be making movies. Besides those scenes, this wasn't even good or scary. The only thing I liked was the family and their dynamic. Fuck you.
