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  • Pumpkinhead



    “When we get out of here, Joel's going to be carrying his balls home in a knapsack.”

    Nice lighting and practically effects with an interesting story but not always enough energy to keep it entertaining.

  • Bad Boys II

    Bad Boys II


    “Feels like a bag... nah it’s just a kidney.”

    Purely ridiculous entertainment and of course I loved it.

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  • The Host

    The Host


    “Is all your family so dumb all the time?”

    I liked the part where they cooked the squid.

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie


    “I always wanted me an El Camino, and that’s church yo.”

    For a film that didn’t need to exist, it darn well exists. Well shot and acted with nice tense scenes, which though the film seemed to be a rinse and repeat formula it at least had creative fun with that to give us something new each time. The prequel elements were interesting outside of a thing I note in the bottom of this review (as it is a spoiler).…