This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Narrative disaster of the year. Literally every single emotional/intellectual effect the screenwriters pursued here was bungled, as though approached from only the most counterintuitive angle. I'm currently struggling to fall asleep in as 12 bunk Hostel in York (england), so I'll keep this to three briefish points, with the overarching point that the experience of watching this movie for me was kinda like trying to babysit the world's most arbitrarily disobedient child.
A. The double twist structure is a…