Favorite films

  • The Devil Is a Woman
  • Magnificent Obsession
  • Where Is My Friend's House?
  • Transit

Recent activity

  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse


  • RRR


  • Bodies Bodies Bodies


  • Black Book


Pinned reviews

  • Heavyweights



    I’m in The New Yorker writing about the toll taken by Hollywood "Fat Kid" typecasting. "Heavyweights" is both a film I discuss and, of course, a reference to my current status in the world of journalism.

    In all seriousness, a lotta blood went into this. Would greatly appreciate a read.

Recent reviews

  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    Resident Evil: Apocalypse


    Objectively worse than the first one, but way more enjoyable imho— pretty much the exact kind of *bad movie* we need more of: exists only to be badass, literally no other agenda or pretensions. Peak 2004 last gasp of Nu-Metal/Maxim magazine aesthetics, truly like re-entering the womb. 

    Also always a fan of the genre movie twist where the horrific, unrecognizable monstrosity of science is revealed to be the “old-buddy-once-thought-dead.” Struggling to think of other examples besides, like, Robocop, but I know I’ve seen them? Help?

  • RRR



    There's definitely a super scrim of Hindutvaistic propaganda spread across all the good times/righteous anti-western fury and it DOES kinda slag a bit in the post-intermission dudes-gotta-breakup-to-makeup stretch leading into the big finale... but, look, I have never missed the significant male friends of my life more than I have in the last year so I cried for about half of this.

Popular reviews

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy



    Showed this to my father. He was bored by it. I explained to him that the fact that he loves me enough to watch any film I want him to is what the film is basically about. He said "No Julian, it's about lesbian lepidopterists."

    It's still a masterpiece, Dad.

  • Mustang




    Hot Take 1: The Great Escape + The Virgin Suicides = me underselling the fuck out of this movie.

    Hot Take 2: A beautiful, ten-legged monster is sliced up by the patriarchy, but bravely refuses to bleed.