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  • Schizopolis
  • Natural Born Killers
  • Vertigo
  • Southland Tales

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  • Corporate Animals

    ★★½

  • Choose or Die

    ★★

  • Creep 2

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun

    ★★★★★

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  • Corporate Animals

    Corporate Animals

    “I think I’m more the type of person who runs away from wolves because they can smell my fear…”

    Patrick Brice does a bottle episode of The Office where he gets a group of antagonistic employees into a spelunking team building exercise and let’s them eat each other alive.

    This cringe hits a bit too close to home. One of my ex managers was exactly like Lucy, a selfish woman who ran everybody into the ground trying to save her…

  • Choose or Die

    Choose or Die

    A text based adventure game turns into a horrific scenario for its players.

    There’s potential in this idea. A lot of potential. This game doesn’t live up to any of it

    You might even think that it’s not a bad execution for awhile. There’s a fun no budget scenario where the lead has to play as a rat and try to get her mother out of their apartment. 

    But, it completely flubs the final act and becomes the dumbest fucking movie ever. Like, it makes no sense even in the context of the film. Just.,,what the fuck, movie?

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  • I Am Not Your Negro

    I Am Not Your Negro

    "My countryman is my enemy."

    Intersectionality

    James Baldwin was a queer black man. He had sex with men. And he was black. The closest this film comes to acknowledging that James Baldwin had sex with men is a text about his FBI files which states that he may be a homosexual. Otherwise, there is a photo of him holding three young girls, almost insinuating they're his daughters, and interviews with Dick Cavett talking about his children, that he didn't have.…

  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead

    Oh. My. God.

    So, there's this philosophy professor who's an atheist because his mom died of cancer when he was 12. He's dating this 25 year old Christian whose 85-year-old mother has Alzheimer's Disease and a fondness for chicken. The 25-year-old's father is only like 50, and doesn't visit his ex-wife. Like the professor, Business Dad is also an atheist. He was dating a 25-year-old, until she revealed she had cancer. That 25-year-old atheist got cancer after conducting a Gotcha…