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  • Mandy



    Take whatever your favorite 80s horror flick may be and now give it a very slow pace + a heavy dose of color, and you got yourself one hell of a boring experience. It's sad wanting to like Mandy, as it sounds fantastic on paper, but is so obviously inspired by things that we've already seen, that watching it leaves zero impression because I've already witnessed it all before. The loud and booming track while shots linger isn't interesting, despite…

  • Laura



    A violation in the comfort zone of those who are interested in avant grade type of films, especially newcomers. Way ahead of its time.

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You ever wish you didn't go watch a film with your grandparents? It happened, and I'm surprised that my lowkey homophobic grandma didn't start bashing on the film, but instead my open minded grandpa did. "It was bad; nothing happened throughout and it went on for too long" he said. And while I'd like to leave it just there, because I very much agree, I had more than enough time during the film to reflect on why I felt that…

  • The Nun

    The Nun

    I would seriously rather watch incompetent horror movies from this year such as Truth or Dare any day over these mainstream horror cash-grabs that aren't dumb enough to be laughed at and aren't smart enough to be anywhere near decent. These are the worst of their kinds. You keep your Bye Bye Man coming as long you don't make me witness the terrifying experience that is The Nun.

    I was dragging my body around the chair, seeking for a position…