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  • Murder.com

    Murder.com

    ugh i got this movie off a list from Here TV thinking it'd be a lesbian thriller and the main character ended up being straight. i held out hope for probably 3/4 of this movie (despite the fact that the plot revolves around her putting up a profile on a public sex dating site with her in sexy lingerie and then reaching out to the men that her sister slept with) wishing that her lesbian best friend would come into the picture more and they would kill creepy dudes together i feel so betrayed

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    gorgeous film, and absolutely nicholas cage at his goddamn best. the only thing i think it's missing is a parallel work called "red" that is the exact same story but mandy is the one wreaking death and destruction in his name. i would watch the shit out of that as well, just sayin

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  • Daphne & Velma

    Daphne & Velma

    i... loved this? it definitely had the feel of something you'd see on the Disney channel (implausible teenage adventuring + success, extremely handwavy explanations about "technological advances" for key parts of the plot), but there's something about this movie that hits the spot. jokes and acting were on point, including my personal favorite line "ghosts wouldn't have butts!" (they definitely do, velma) and there were several adorably goofy references to the classic hijinks of the original scooby doo tv show.…

  • Fast & Furious 6

    Fast & Furious 6

    marry me, gina carano, or kill me with your thighs, either way i wanna be with you till the end