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  • Fast & Furious 6

    Fast & Furious 6

    marry me, gina carano, or kill me with your thighs, either way i wanna be with you till the end

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

    Whoever looked at The Fast and the Furious series and thought, "you know what this needs? the Rock" was absolutely correct. for lots of obvious wonerful reasons but also because the rock brings this very important scene to life in a way that should resonate with every living human being on the planet.

    neves: [holds up file] it doesn't make any sense.
    hobbs: here's what makes sense [takes file]
    *hobbs looks at file for a minute. then throws it to…

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  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious

    and the queer energy continues! bolstered by gal gadot coming on the scene in eternal butch hotness mm mm as good as i remembered.

    looking up quotes later, i found one gem i missed -
    Brian: Sorry car!
    [Goes over fence]

    and one i didn't -
    Dom: "Pussy"

    i'm not sure why imdb has all the quotes without quotation marks except for this one where Dom says "Pussy" - presumably they're indicating he's actually quoting a historical figure, who memorably once said "Pussy"

  • The Fast and the Furious

    The Fast and the Furious

    sometimes i second guess myself and think, maybe i'm just projecting gayness into this movie but then i watch it and go oh, nope, this is the most beautiful romance between two men in an action movie ever. and then they made 8 of them, what lovely dedication.

    RIP paul walker, you were actually wonderful in this. at the end - tears! in his eyes! when he looks at dom! wheres his oscar

    also there's a post-credits scene that i never watched maybe?! not really worth it, but hey, cheers.