Sharknado ½

How inept can one movie be? Very, if this is anything to judge by. There is almost no menace, no stakes, no anything of consequence. There isn't even a story, were introduced to characters only to have them vanish for no reason, and the mission of Ian Zearing(!) is barely explained. It,s really just a loosely connected series of scenes, most of which go on too long and lack any structure. It's a complete mess, only fun thanks to drinks and friends. Tara Reid is there but I couldn't figure out why. Just a whole lot of nothing with one great moment.

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