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Just What the Doctor Ordered 2021
Despite a severe lack of the Laid Back Beck character, this is a total banger, one of the best in the series.
Eric Roberts, please make more of these!
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Fast Charlie 2023
Not really much here beyond Pierce Brosnan killing a bunch of people, which isn’t unwelcome. Not wretched, just kind of meandering and slow. It’s also really sad seeing James Caan so frail. Total Secret Movie™️ territory.
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The Greasy Strangler 2016
UPDATE: It's now been seven years since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th, 2016. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.
It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon soundalike.
The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like…
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 1997
This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.