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  • The Amusement Park

    The Amusement Park


    An interesting curio. You can see why this was rejected and immediately shelved after George was hired to make a film about elder abuse. Worth the time for Romero fans.

  • Saw III

    Saw III

    I will never understand why people like this shit. You wanna like torture porn, that's your bag. But shit man, at least demand competently made torture porn films.

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.