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  • Terror 5

    Terror 5


    A horror anthology that's heavy on the Argentinian sociopolitical themes and urban legends. Sadly, as an American who's been distracted by our Nazi-sympathizing president's nonsense, I'm not what you'd call well-read on the current political climate in Argentina. Unfortunately, a lot of this film was lost on me.

  • Copwatch



    Powerful, but putters along in its pacing.

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation


    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.