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  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger


    One of the best MCU entries. The whole superhero-movie-but-put-through-a-war-movie-filter thing works so well. It's just a fun movie.

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2


    This movie could've been more interesting if they didn't have to cram in all that S.H.I.E.L.D. stuff, but hey.

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation


    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.