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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    Director's Cut

    This is top tier von Trier. So, having said that, know what you're getting into before the lights go down...

  • When You Read This Letter

    When You Read This Letter


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's interesting watching early Melville and seeing some of his trademark moves, but I'm so thankful he moved beyond melodrama. But watching that scumbag get ICED by the train was pretty cathartic.

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation


    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.