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  • The Old Man & the Gun

    The Old Man & the Gun

    ★★★½

    The greatness of this lies in its simplicity. And the parallels that this story runs to Redford's career path. I could watch him and Sissy Spacek just chat for hours.

  • The Canal

    The Canal

    ★★½

    What is any of the last 20 minutes of this movie?

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    ½

    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.