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  • 211

    211

    ½

    This was on at my work. I watched it. I regret it. Technically I got paid to watch it. 0/10, would not watch again, even if paid.

  • Life of Brian

    Life of Brian

    ★★★½

    “But you can’t have babies.”
    “Don’t Oppress me”

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    I gave my six year old son control of the remote and told him to pick a movie. So we sat through this abomination. I have since put him up for adoption.

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    This is how you make a sci-fi movie. Wow. Beautifully shot. The sound design and the visuals are what make this movie. To say my jaw was on the ground during the entire bear scene is a massive understatement. It’s confusing, it’s brilliant, and it’s complicated but above all else, it’s an amazing damn sci-fi film.