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  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★½

  • Dope

    ★★★★½

  • Joy Ride

    ★★½

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★½

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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★½

    Weird casting choice for Andy Samberg to play in the Drake biopic but for whatever reason it works.

  • Dope

    Dope

    ★★★★½

    Excuse me while I go watch everything that Shameik Moore is in. I can see why he landed the role of Miles Morales in the Spider Verse movies. Dude has charisma.

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  • Joy Ride

    Joy Ride

    ★★½

    The Hangover Part 4 except they fired the original cast and got better looking people.

    I thought this would be funnier. They should make a rule that we can only do 1 or 2 coke up the ass jokes per movie. This one had like 50.

  • Over the Moon

    Over the Moon

    ★★★★★

    One of the most underrated animated movies of all time, upon my second viewing.

    Yeah, it took me two views for Over the Moon to fully sink in for me. The legend of Chang’e and Hou Yi, if you are unfamiliar, is a little complicated. But, after a little research and gaining understanding of the plot, this is shooting from a 4 star to a 5 star for me.

    This story by screenwriter Audrey Wells was written as a gift…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★½

    About 2 steps away from being a Homeward Bound reboot set in space. Just kidding… Kind of.

    In all seriousness though I’m not sure how I feel about the cheesy talking space animals that they made me care about and then tried to make me sad inside by murdering some of them just to play on my emotions. 

    I’m already sad inside, Marvel. You made me cry a little 🥹

    What I will say is this is absolutely the funniest of the Guardians movies, no contest. Actually it’s probably the best of all three movies period. Comedy on point. Zoe Saldana 🤌 on point 👌

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    ★★★

    70% Comedy, 20% Drama, 10% Matthew Broderick with weird hair.

    No Hard Feelings is better than the trailer makes it look, and Lawrence defeats an old nemesis...

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