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I like movies and being critical about them because I am a virgin

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Smile 2022

★★★½ Watched 02 Oct 2022 3

walked out the theatre and saw a 5 year old kid smiling, immediately screamed and did a backflip onto a glass table.
Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

★★★½ Watched 01 Jul 2022

by far the greatest theatre experience of my life
Countless people in suits, including myself all clapping and cheering for fart and butt jokes and crying at emotional scenes, and yelling at the top of our lungs for major reveals and twists
this is what movies are all about
connections
fun
memories
thank you minions: the rise of gru for an experience I will NEVER forget.

The Night Before 2015

★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

Nathan Fielder cameo is my Christmas miracle.
“She stole your weed? I’m going to kill that bitch!”
The Virgin Suicides 1999

★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023 1

the mom in this is arguably the most vile villain of all time. A creature so vile, so cruel. Fictional, but I want her to burn in hell.

Senior Year 2022

★ Watched 16 May 2022 1

the better movie would be every-time she goes back to high school she gets into the same coma inducing accident again, thus going from 18 to 38 to 58 to 78 to 98. A really depressing Groundhog Day.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023 3

Me and my friend went dressed up to our college theatre as Luigi and Mario, and the amount of cheers and clapping we got when we walked into a full theatre of Mario fans is a core memory I will never forget.