justcallbrandon

I like movies and being critical about them because I am a virgin

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • Midnight Mass
  • The Thing
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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  • Senior Year

  • 365 Days

  • Death on the Nile

    ★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    MORBIUS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! I LOVE MORBIUS SO MUCH! PUT MORBIUS IN MY VEINS! FIRST MOVIE TO SELL 1 TRILLION TICKETS! MORBIUS WAS SO GOOD! I LOVED THIS FILM! MILO WAS LITERALLY ME! I TOO DANCE SHIRTLESS! GOOD MOVIE! POST CREDIT SCENES GAVE ME A HEADACHE! GOOD MOVIE! I LOVED MORBIUS! CRITICS ARE LOVING MORBIUS!

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    who brings their 3 year old kid to see a crime thriller murder mystery PG-13 Batman movie where several people get brutally murdered? poor kid was crying the entire time. He didn’t cry when The Penguin was on screen tho, guess he thought Colin Farrell looked funny.

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  • Senior Year

    Senior Year

    the better movie would be every-time she goes back to high school she gets into the same coma inducing accident again, thus going from 18 to 38 to 58 to 78 to 98. A really depressing Groundhog Day.

  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    THEY PUT PLOT IN MY PORN! + better twist ending than The Sixth Sense.


    Edit: real emotional stuff. Had the best cry of my life.

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS! So much madness that we visit a total of 3 universes + the MCU itself. This film just screams wasted potential. So many baffling decisions, dialogue and scenes that made me roll my eyes. 

    What exactly is this film going for? It feels like it wanted be a horror film but at every point it feels like the studio was worried it was TOO scary so they throw in some silly willy haha moments. Another example…

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★

    I had the same haircut as Javier Bardem when I was 3 years old. I didn’t defeat every doorknob I ever met, but I was quite popular with the ladies!