justcallbrandon Patron

I like movies and being critical about them because I am a virgin

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • The Thing
  • The Truman Show

Recent activity

  • The Night Before


  • The Virgin Suicides


  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


  • Better Watch Out


Pinned reviews

  • Smile



    walked out the theatre and saw a 5 year old kid smiling, immediately screamed and did a backflip onto a glass table.

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru


    by far the greatest theatre experience of my life 

    Countless people in suits, including myself all clapping and cheering for fart and butt jokes and crying at emotional scenes, and yelling at the top of our lungs for major reveals and twists 

    this is what movies are all about




    thank you minions: the rise of gru for an experience I will NEVER forget.

Recent reviews

  • The Night Before

    The Night Before


    Nathan Fielder cameo is my Christmas miracle.

    “She stole your weed? I’m going to kill that bitch!”

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides


    the mom in this is arguably the most vile villain of all time. A creature so vile, so cruel. Fictional, but I want her to burn in hell.

Popular reviews

  • Senior Year

    Senior Year

    the better movie would be every-time she goes back to high school she gets into the same coma inducing accident again, thus going from 18 to 38 to 58 to 78 to 98. A really depressing Groundhog Day.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    Me and my friend went dressed up to our college theatre as Luigi and Mario, and the amount of cheers and clapping we got when we walked into a full theatre of Mario fans is a core memory I will never forget.