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  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


    It's still astonishing to me that the filmmakers went as balls-out evil as they did with Voldemort's look (and Fiennes' performance, absolutely terrifying). By this point, they weren't even pretending that these movies were for kids anymore.

  • All American Christmas Carol

    All American Christmas Carol

    The performances and production value made this feel like every scene from a porno when you're just waiting for them to get to the fuckin'. 

    Extra half a star given solely because of Meat Loaf's single scene.

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  • The Christmas Chronicles

    The Christmas Chronicles


    Actually pretty great. Kurt Russell gets to basically play Santa and Elvis (again!) and uses the power of rock n roll to boost Christmas spirit. What's not to love?

  • The Ritual

    The Ritual


    There's something utterly terrifying about being in the woods. The sameness of the surroundings. The disorientation when you've lost your way. The otherworldliness of its silence. The knowledge that other living creatures are out there with you, unseen. And that's during the daylight hours. 

    But when the sun goes down...

    THE RITUAL continues the tradition of playing on our fears of the woods that was previously touched upon by films like THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, KILL LIST, THE VVITCH, hell…