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  • The Amazing Transplant

    ★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★

  • Bruce And The Iron Finger

    ★★★★

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  • The Amazing Transplant

    The Amazing Transplant

    ★★★

    Films where dudes get bigger dongs through the magic of transplant surgery:

    1. THE AMAZING TRANSPLANT

    2. SEX AND ZEN

    More research is needed.

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★

    Amusing, but never funny. If you didn't tell me this was directed by Akiva Schaffer, the genius behind POPSTAR and HOT ROD, I would have assumed it was some Disney journeyman. The plot works in the most basic terms, but there's an anarchic spirit missing, and every single joke has been tested within an inch of its life. Do you want to watch a lamer version of that hilarious BLACK DYNAMITE gag about solving the mystery? Well, it's in here!…

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★

    All billionaires are bad. Everyone in charge is corrupt. No amount of punching mentally challenged people can remedy this.

    Yea, that's the shit the annoying guy at the party likes to spout when the subject of Batman comes up, but it's exciting material for a big-budget tentpole to tackle. The reality that the system itself is broken - and that a man going out as bat is a release valve for him, but serves no great purpose considering his resources…

  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    RISE. ROAR. REVOLT.

    You watch RRR and wonder "Why is this film such a spine-tingling blast of excitement while most super-hero blockbusters hit audiences like tepid baths?"

    Maybe it's because they don't feature a musical number where white douchebags are struck down by the power of Indian dance.

    From the absurd premise of "What if two real-life revolutionaries who never crossed path... We're really best friends?", Director SS Rajamouli crafts a towering 3-hour epic that's all about saving a single…