As the horse was slowly made massively erect by an unfortunate actor during an orgy scene that never ended, I finally came to the conclusion that this film did not need to be 121 minutes.
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Milady and the Musketeers 1952
ME: Wow, a film about THE THREE MUSKETEERS told from the Female Villain's perspective
*watches movie*
ME: Oh yea. I don't really know the THREE MUSKETEERS story very well. I feel that would heighten this experience.
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The Batman 2022
All billionaires are bad. Everyone in charge is corrupt. No amount of punching mentally challenged people can remedy this.
Yea, that's the shit the annoying guy at the party likes to spout when the subject of Batman comes up, but it's exciting material for a big-budget tentpole to tackle. The reality that the system itself is broken - and that a man going out as bat is a release valve for him, but serves no great purpose considering his resources…
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RRR 2022
RISE. ROAR. REVOLT.
You watch RRR and wonder "Why is this film such a spine-tingling blast of excitement while most super-hero blockbusters hit audiences like tepid baths?"
Maybe it's because they don't feature a musical number where white douchebags are struck down by the power of Indian dance.
From the absurd premise of "What if two real-life revolutionaries who never crossed path... We're really best friends?", Director SS Rajamouli crafts a towering 3-hour epic that's all about saving a single…
