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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    It's funny, all these people bitching about whitewashing when it turns out the movie they're bitching about is about whitewashing (among other things).

    Is it pretty? Absolutely.

    Is it great? Of course not.

    Is it as bad as they say it is? No, not at all.

    A decent adaptation with several changes—some good, some dubious, some respectful, some circumstantially and thematically altering. Whether those changes are for better or for worse depends on your attachment to the franchise.

    If the movie seems interesting to you, don't listen to the critics on this one. Go see it and judge it for yourself.

    Full review tomorrow.

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    Is it good?
    Eh... It's alright...

    Is this a sequel to Peter Jackson's King Kong?

    How is it compared to Peter Jackson's King Kong?
    Jackson's King Kong, despite being riddled with a number of issues itself, is much more epic and memorable.

    Is this connected to Gareth Edwards' Godzilla?
    Same cinematic universe, apparently. (Everyone seems to be having their own cinematic universe nowadays. Meanwhile, I'm still here waiting for the Sense of Right Alliance.)

    Is Godzilla in this?

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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    Dear Fox,

    Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?

    Thank you.


  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    Gonzo's 2016 Movie Rankings

    Is it good?
    Mmm... Nnn... Yea... Kinda... Nnnot really...

    What? Yes or no, man? Yes or no?!


    Okay, is BvS Batman Part 1 or Man of Steel 2?
    Both. The movie begins and ends with Bruce Wayne and the main plot deals with the aftermath of the events in Man of Steel.

    How's Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman?
    Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne is Ben Affleck. Bale did a better job, but…