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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★½

    "Nothing really, just sort of my hopes and dreams..."

    WHO THE FUCK IS BO BURNHAM AND WHY IS HE SO FUCKING GOOD???!!!

    This is the most realest middle school movie I've ever seen.

    Elsie Fisher is amazing.

    Josh Hamilton is amazing.

    Camera work? Amazing.

    Score? Amazing.

    Everything's fucking amazing.

    You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll cringe. A LOT.

    So many memorable lines and so many memorable scenes, with characters and moments that may give you war-like flashbacks to teenage years.…

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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    Dear Fox,

    Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?

    Thank you.

    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★

    Gonzo's 2016 Movie Rankings

    Is it good?
    Mmm... Nnn... Yea... Kinda... Nnnot really...

    What? Yes or no, man? Yes or no?!
    ...

    ...
    ...

    Okay, is BvS Batman Part 1 or Man of Steel 2?
    Both. The movie begins and ends with Bruce Wayne and the main plot deals with the aftermath of the events in Man of Steel.

    How's Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman?
    Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne is Ben Affleck. Bale did a better job, but…