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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    One and a half stars had Deadpool gone back in time and shot Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, and Ryan Reynolds for writing such lazy and idiotic scripts.

    One star for Zazie Beetz as Domino. This movie does not deserve Zazie's presence.

    Deadpool 2 is a confused and muddled mess with a bunch of storylines forced to connect together and form some semblance of a movie.

    If there's anyone in the world to lecture about violence and murder, Deadpool should be…

  • Rampage

    Rampage

    My pet gorilla cried after watching this.

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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    Dear Fox,

    Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?

    Thank you.

    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★

    Gonzo's 2016 Movie Rankings

    Is it good?
    Mmm... Nnn... Yea... Kinda... Nnnot really...

    What? Yes or no, man? Yes or no?!
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    Okay, is BvS Batman Part 1 or Man of Steel 2?
    Both. The movie begins and ends with Bruce Wayne and the main plot deals with the aftermath of the events in Man of Steel.

    How's Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman?
    Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne is Ben Affleck. Bale did a better job, but…