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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★★★

    So, is it good? Please say it's good.
    It's... okay.

    Okay?
    Yeah, not great, but not Suicide Squad-levels of bad either. It's safe. Decent. Generally watchable. Mostly enjoyable.

    Unavoidable question: How does Justice League stack up against Marvel's 2012 big-screen team-up, The Avengers?
    Justice League is like a messier, uglier Avengers: essentially the same plot with the same beats (Bruce = Stark/Fury, Superman = Hawkeye, Steppenwolf = Loki, Mother Boxes = Tesseract, Parademons = Chitauri, etc.) and the same humor,…

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★

    ► Gonzo's 2017 Movie Rankings

    ► That mustache deserves its own Oscar, or a Best Supporting Actor award, at the very least.

    ► The Michelle Pfieffer comeback tour continues, and I’m all for it.

    ► I’m okay with more Branagh Poirot. Bring on Death on the Nile.

    ► That new Liam Neeson movie looks ridiculously shitty. It’s like that Liam Neeson movie on a plane, only this time, he’s on a train? Speed remake coming soon?

    Cinemark’s Justice League cup is noice.

    ► MoviePass is, quite possibly, the greatest thing ever.

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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    Dear Fox,

    Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?

    Thank you.

    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★

    Gonzo's 2016 Movie Rankings

    Is it good?
    Mmm... Nnn... Yea... Kinda... Nnnot really...

    What? Yes or no, man? Yes or no?!
    ...

    ...
    ...

    Okay, is BvS Batman Part 1 or Man of Steel 2?
    Both. The movie begins and ends with Bruce Wayne and the main plot deals with the aftermath of the events in Man of Steel.

    How's Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman?
    Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne is Ben Affleck. Bale did a better job, but…