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  • The Last Shaman

    The Last Shaman


    what's the opposite of profound --> this movie about a guy fucked up by his parents & super privileged upbringing going on a really long vacation

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    1) They could and should have called it Jurassic Volcano or Jurassic Castle. 
    2) The scary bits in these movies work really well, I'd dig one that focuses just on that. Less visible dino, more people being scared.
    3) There's almost no chemistry between the actors. 
    4) "Putting refugees I mean dinosaurs in cages is bad but also it's bad that they exist." whoa there
    5) It's too long, people have bladders and cinemas sell drinks. 
    6) As far as dumb entertainment goes I'm on board for Jurassic Planet.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    glad ridley didn't do it but they still kinda did the same thing as with star wars except it's not for kids & han solo acts better. beautiful bits but also long/so much explaining. cyberpunk is all commercialized nostalgia now.

  • Isle of Dogs

    Isle of Dogs


    An audiovisual masterpiece, but also filled to the brim with stereotypes bordering on visual fethishization of Japanese culture. Wes Anderson has to stop pretending he's an 11 year old boy & be a bit more responsible with this shit.