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  • Get Out

    Get Out


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    holy fuck

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    so fucking slow to get going and all the people look like someone retouched goldeneye but it doesn't pull it off

Popular reviews

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    glad ridley didn't do it but they still kinda did the same thing as with star wars except it's not for kids & han solo acts better. beautiful bits but also long/so much explaining. cyberpunk is all commercialized nostalgia now.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    1) They could and should have called it Jurassic Volcano or Jurassic Castle. 
    2) The scary bits in these movies work really well, I'd dig one that focuses just on that. Less visible dino, more people being scared.
    3) There's almost no chemistry between the actors. 
    4) "Putting refugees I mean dinosaurs in cages is bad but also it's bad that they exist." whoa there
    5) It's too long, people have bladders and cinemas sell drinks. 
    6) As far as dumb entertainment goes I'm on board for Jurassic Planet.