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  • Reign of Fire

    Reign of Fire

    ★★

    I remember thinking this was the coolest idea ever when I saw the trailer.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

    When it goed hard it goes really hard, super nice comic style framing and editing and amazing audio and you can just keep gazing at those raster shaders and it's funny and fast.  Then rarely there are shots where it's some borderlands-ass looking scorpion and  unconvincing fake handheld cam or some overly smooth marvel snoozecombat and it just all falls apart for 20 seconds? Fun though dang.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★

    glad ridley didn't do it but they still kinda did the same thing as with star wars except it's not for kids & han solo acts better. beautiful bits but also long/so much explaining. cyberpunk is all commercialized nostalgia now.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★½

    1) They could and should have called it Jurassic Volcano or Jurassic Castle. 
    2) The scary bits in these movies work really well, I'd dig one that focuses just on that. Less visible dino, more people being scared.
    3) There's almost no chemistry between the actors. 
    4) "Putting refugees I mean dinosaurs in cages is bad but also it's bad that they exist." whoa there
    5) It's too long, people have bladders and cinemas sell drinks. 
    6) As far as dumb entertainment goes I'm on board for Jurassic Planet.