A guy who likes movies.
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Criminal is not a very good movie, let's get that right out of the way. No movie with characters like "Jericho Stewart," "Quaker Wells," "Xavier Heimdall (Spanish Anarchist)," and "Pete Greensleeves" could ever be considered good. No movie about a developmentally disabled career criminal implanted with the memories of a CIA agent could ever be considered good. And no movie with Gary Oldman Gary Oldman-ing as hard as he can in a completely thankless role can ever be considered good.…