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Favorite films

  • Future Boy Conan
  • Mad God
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor

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  • Godzilla Minus One


  • Village of the Giants


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Pinned reviews

  • The Land Unknown

    The Land Unknown


    Everybody Walk The Dinosaur! #2

    “We’re not going to dig our way out of here through human flesh.”

    If they had followed through and cut that T-Rex in half with the helicopter blades this would’ve easily gotten 4 stars.

    You just can’t trust the Antarctic. You’ve got creatures like Gamera and the Rhedosaurus hibernating up there, and it also houses an entire secret ecosystem full of humidity and dinosaurs! I think it’d be best if we all collectively agreed to…

  • Suzume



    “I feel like I’m in Whisper of the Heart!”

    Pure magic.

    There’s a large group of people on Letterboxd that hate Makoto Shinkai’s films and I’m so glad I’m not one of them.

    I don’t care if it’s cheesy, or if it’s saccharine, or if he loves using similar tropes in his films, because I adore every single second of these films.

    They fill me with such overwhelming joy and elation. Any time I watch Your Name or Weathering with…

Recent reviews

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    A Walk Amongst Monsters #106

    Godzilla’s back and more pissed than ever!

    I had an unfortunate realization while watching this. For a chunk of the beginning I just wasn’t impressed. It wasn’t bad, but the hype built up around this film was quickly dissipated by the reality of what was on screen. The melodramatic acting just didn’t convey the weight of what was happening like it wanted too. At least to me. Not to mention that the opening attack, while…

  • Animalympics



    Simply perfection. No other film can bring such a sense of joy like this can. It’s beautiful animation and incredible sense of humor just does something to me, you know? 

    It’s also incredibly horny. That one reporter with the low-cut cleavage? Whew! God bless horny animators.

    The ultimate picker-upper.

Popular reviews

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye


    Turns out I wasn’t hallucinating and Arnold Schwarzenegger does indeed appear in this movie for 3 minutes playing a mustached bodyguard with no lines.

    Also I wish I could light matches as easy as Elliot Gould.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


    Just everything you could ever want out of an animated film.

    Stunning, stimulating animation that gives you gorgeous visuals and exciting action sequences.

    Colorful and incredibly charming characters, from our hero to the coolest and most intimidating villain in any Dreamworks film.

    A story full of heart that knows how to pull at your heartstrings as much as it knows how to make you laugh.

    This was legitimately one of the best animated films I’ve seen in years. A resounding success in all fronts.