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  • Reigo, the Deep-Sea Monster vs. the Battleship Yamato

    Reigo, the Deep-Sea Monster vs. the Battleship Yamato

    ★★

    Admirable, but sub-par Kaiju flick that clearly has passion but never quite measures up. 

    During WWII, the Battleship Yamato angers a sea dragon know as Reigo, after the ship kills its child. Now facing an underwater threat of massive proportions, the motley crew desperately tries to kill the beast, before it can claim its revenge.

    If this was made, with the exact same budget and the exact same crew, 40 years ago I’d probably love it. That’s because even with…

  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    ★★★★½

    Billy Zane having an absolute hoot with his role. William Sadler. Jada Pinkett Smith. Thomas Haden Church. Dick Miller! A rocking soundtrack. Liberal usage of tits. Plentiful gore and gooey monsters with unique kills and scenes. Crypt Keeper’s terrible puns. A truly perfect mixture of horror and camp.

    A true underrated cult classic, it’s nonstop entertainment.

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★½

    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    “Bad luck isn't brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds.”

    Dario Argento’s fever dream.

    A fantastical acid trip into a world of endless hallways, colors bleeding through the scenery, mysterious sounds echoing just on the other side of a door, a soundtrack of creepy ~ la la las~, and style, style, style.

    It might be too soon to say this, but this is Peak Argento.

    The atmosphere is so incredibly overbearing, you’re never in a state of relaxation. You…