Imagine having these three films as the most recent you've made on your resume: Truth or Dare, Fantasy Island and Imaginary.
Imagine managing to fail upwards by each of those films being worse than the last and somehow getting hired to make another.
Imagine aiming to make a "four-quadrant" horror film that appeals to everyone, and the finished product being less frightening than scary children's films like Monster House and Coraline.
Imagine managing to be worse than Madame Web and…