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  • Humanoids from the Deep

    Humanoids from the Deep


    We need to watch out for these humanoids. They will slash your face, eat your children, bite your legs, tear off your head, rape your women, and ruin your Salmon Festival. This is a 1950s monster movie with the sensibilities of an 80s exploitation film. It has the 3 B's in spades. Blood - we are treated to scenes of Gore from start to finish. Breasts - with all that fish rape we also get an ample amount of bosom…

  • Smokey and the Bandit

    Smokey and the Bandit


    Wellllll HOT DAMN!!! This is one of the finest, fastest, most fantastically fun movies ever made. I just love the hell out of this movie. Do yourself a favor and rustle up some grub and coors, and make a night of it. You'll thank me later.

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  • VFW



    Hell yes! What a badass last-stand-action-splatterfest. I heard this movie described as "boomers fight against opioid pushing millennials" but that wasn't accurate at all. A more apt descriptor would be "boomers crush, destroy, maim, dismember, decapitate, ignite, impale, and explode opioid pushing millennials." This movie kicked my ass. Minus half a star for some pacing issues, but bonus half star because fuck it....this movie was fun as hell.

  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    Pink Floyd: The Wall


    This movie is stunning. It has some of the most memorable images in cinema backed by a perfect album.

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  • Alligator



    I loved this Hokie 80s Jaws rip-off. It had just the right amount of camp and tension to make this an enjoyable ride. The alligator itself was pretty impressive for the early 80s and I absolutely loved the party kill in it. The receding hairline jokes always made me laugh, and the chemistry of all the characters was fun to watch. Bonus half star for all the times the alligator ate a body whole.

  • Braid


    Pretentious, self important, nonsensical shit. One star for the pretty colors.