Velvet Buzzsaw ★½

Holy shit, this was completely, utterly terrible. Undercooked, underdeveloped, dreadfully dull, uninspired, unoriginal, shallow, and just plain stupid. Jake Gyllenhaal, however, turned in an absolutely sublime performance. He ate this up. He was really the only person who showed up here. Everyone else was really just going through the motions. What a piece of garbage.

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