kalevira

kalevira

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  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    ★½

    sorry arya we spent the entire cgi budget on turning blonde girl into a world of warcraft character and smokey the bear so you’re gonna have to be cool with these press ons and contacts

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    about 15 minutes into the movie, a character delivers the line “don’t try to understand it” and I urge you to take that advice when watching this movie

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  • Love & Basketball

    Love & Basketball

    ★★★½

    shorty lost to a nigga who hadn’t stepped on court in 4 months, torn ACL, that’s an extreme L

  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    ★★★★

    give maya rudolph an academy award for stepping on TWO legos back to back