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  • Bumblebee



    It's shameful how many feelings I have about a Transformers movie. Christ I need to go on a road trip or something. Better yet, find a damn job in the biz so thinking about films all the time had a point. Like Mission Impossible out there though, no one pays interns in the biz, can't work for free without college credit, can't get college credit because I'm not an undergrad, can't get a job without experience, repeat rinse, take a…

  • Henry Rollins: Keep Talking, Pal.

    Henry Rollins: Keep Talking, Pal.


    Oh Henry my Henry.
    I first "met" Henry in 1990, when my boyfriend took me to see Rollins Band and I was a deadhead, dressed in tye-dyes and rasta tam and birkenstocks, and the punks formed a pit and took turns trying to punch me while my boyfriend stood behind my oblivious ass and blocked them while I watched Rollins gyrate in awe. Rollins reached his hand down to me and I didn't understand why, I took it, and with…

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  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue


    My very first crush was Ken from Gatchaman.
    And to this day, those shaky eyes tear me apart.

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    My first year driving for Uber, I got a request from Rami, up in Laurel Canyon, when I arrived and he was standing there I couldn't believe it was really Rami Malek. He was standing next to his Mom, who had a big suitcase, and this was back in the days when your Uber driver got out and helped you with your bag so I jumped out and gave Rami a shit-eating grin and said "Hello Friend" in that Mr.…