Aquaman ★★★½

Man this is so dumb (it opens with the line “Jules Verne once said”, for fuck’s sake!!) but I had a great time - also while the writing is... wanting, the broad strokes are satisfyingly straightforward.

Plus, Wan is very smart about how he actually puts the action scenes together. I mean, of course the director of Furious 7 knows how to hit those ludicrous, satisfying notes.

Also my god Patrick Wilson is fucking crazy in this and Amber Heard looks fabulous at all times, I love this deranged bullshit

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