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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Foreword: For a long time, almost a week now, my review had been “real review soon i’m ruminating.” Am I done ruminating? No I don’t think so but it’s been quite a while since I’ve seen this, so I think it’s sunk in enough to make a coherent(maybe) enough review to make sense to people who do not live in the hellscape of my brain. Who knows. I’ll try my best. If it does not make sense, I warned you. …

  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “This movie has more color grading than the entire Twilight franchise combined.”

    After previously watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016), I had set my expectations astronomically high for this movie of the same(ish?) genre which was my first mistake. (Upon revision I have learned that one of the writers of this film also wrote that one. Go figure.) My second mistake was looking forward to a period dance sequence, which would at the very least fulfill my yearning. AND…

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  • Birthday Wonderland

    Birthday Wonderland

    Adding this film onto my never ending pile of anime films that make me want to forget reality and live in another world.

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    When I was young I had an affinity for picking at my cuts and scabs, although told time and time again not to because it would just make it bleed more. There is no other way I can think of to explain Perfect Blue than to compare it to a wound that you naively keep picking at and picking at and picking at until there’s nothing left. And everything is open. Exposed. Vulnerable. And although it hurts, it just feels right. It makes sense. But also, it doesn’t.

    Are you awake?