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  • Gia
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Handmaiden
  • BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

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  • The Crazies

    ★★★

  • The Hills Have Eyes 2

    ½

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★

  • Slender Man

    ½

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  • The Crazies

    The Crazies

    ★★★

    a fun little night watch before I went to sleep, it helps that timothy olyphant is super hot.

  • The Hills Have Eyes 2

    The Hills Have Eyes 2

    ½

    it’s easier to just say the three words “I hate women” than to go out of your way to make an entire film to prove it. nasty sexual violence for shock value and a boring plot on top of it all. fuck this.

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    That was one of the most beautiful films I’ve ever watched. I feel like I held my breath throughout the entirety of it. I will try to speak vaguely because I like to review films without direct spoilers.

    “28” made me gasp out loud. That’s when I realized I was holding my breath for the duration of that scene. 

    “retourne-toi” in the final scene in the house was heartbreaking, but of course, the poets choice. With the light cutting out,…

  • BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    ★★★★★

    I will sacrifice my own life for lalisa manoban