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  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    ★★

  • Prey

    ★★★★½

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

  • Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

    ★½

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    When anyone asks me “what’s your favourite film” there’s no stopping to think about it, no hesitation. The answer is easy. 

    It’s Aliens.

    I watched this movie for the first time when I was 8 years old (cheers mum!) and will never forget the experience. By the end of the film, I had so much adrenaline pumping through my tiny body that I was red hot and sweating like crazy. I had to go stand outside in my PJ’s in…

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  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    ★★

    Good lord, what was going through the cocaine riddled minds of the producers of this abomination? I mean, who on earth was looking at the potential sequel to one of the greatest action movies of all time and thought “what this really needs is some whacky comedy, inflating boobies and to basically take the piss out of everything in the previous film”. 

    The strangest things hung about Terminator 3 is that it feels like two contradicting films in a tug…

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★½

    The first two Predator movies worked so well by creating a genuinely exciting setting and story (soldiers in a South American jungle, followed by a hard-boiled detective in LA) that would work on its own, without the added bonus of an alien hunter on the rampage. All the other sequels missed the point entirely, instead getting too bogged down in trying to either recreate the first film beat for beat, or turning the creature itself into some sort of lovable…

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  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★

    The first Conjuring movie was a revelation and reminded us all what a truly well made mainstream horror movie could aspire to. The sequels and spin offs however have kind of veered into the goofy, hokey and downright terrible in some cases.

    Thankfully the 3rd ‘mainline’ movie in the series gets things a little bit more back on track by keeping the focus on the Warrens and giving them a pretty good (on the whole) mystery to unravel. The story…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    Let's take a second to appreciate how bonkers the existence of this film is in the first place...

    James Gunn had a bunch of deplorable tweets joking about paedophilia dug up and brought to light, which Disney made the knee jerk reaction to by dropping him from upcoming Marvel projects like Guardians of the Galaxy.

    Warner Bros were like - "fuck that, we don't care what our talent does in their own time (see Amber Heard and Ezra Miller for…