allison

waiting on the neighbors (2014) criterion release

Favorite films

  • The Birdcage
  • The Social Network
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Moonstruck

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  • The Player

    ★★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • Elvis Presley: The Searcher

    ★★★

  • Elvis

    ★★★

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  • The Player

    The Player

    ★★★½

    a whole star for the image of whoopi spinning that tampon around alone

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    upon second viewing i have decided that all criticism leveled against this movie is just a distraction to prevent austin butler from winning his oscar

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  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    me in 2009: wow! something we can all agree on is that nazis are bad! what a horrifying period in history! haha brad pitt's really hot in this movie!

    me in 2017: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians.…

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★★★

    HOT SENSITIVE SINGLE DAD IN GLASSES JUDE LAW IS PEAK MALE ATTRACTIVENESS