if you have a bad word to say about peter parker maybe put on a bib and eat my butt?
me in 2009: wow! something we can all agree on is that nazis are bad! what a horrifying period in history! haha brad pitt's really hot in this movie!
me in 2017: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians.…
i'm really nervous. i've hypnotized those cops. i'm not a great hypnotizer so it could wear off any second. i really hope that those guys don't kill those police because it'll mean more police will come, possibly even christians which is totally the last thing we need in this house