• Two of Us

    Two of Us

    ★★★

    let michael lindsay-hogg speak

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★½

    it is so important to just let boys be gay in peace

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★

    when charles melton took off his shirt and had a little paunch instead of an eight pack i became the cartoon wolf that says awooga

  • Velvet Goldmine

    Velvet Goldmine

    ★★★★

    thank you todd haynes for showing me ewan mcgregor's dick and cock. amen

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★½

    they all should’ve known something was up with that guy as soon as he put on a cunty little chain

  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

    ★★★★★

    spent the past few days slowly rewatching in pieces and now that it’s over i feel so empty. what’s better than this, lads being lads! hard to imagine a better portrait of creativity and collaboration and the intensity of long term friendships and egos and clashing personalities and hurt feelings and the passage of time and fame and being in your twenties. and the fact that it has so much to say about all of those things while primarily being about gay sex is a sincere feat. “say goodnight john” / “goodnight paul”

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench

    ★★

    those of you who don’t partake in these films may be unaware that there is a moment in meg 2: the trench where jason statham impales one of the megs on a spike and then the camera closes in on him as he says “see ya la’uh, chum.” so now you know all about that

  • It

    It

    ★★★½

    go blow your dad you mullet-wearing asshole!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    richard e grant laughing his ass off at superbad was literally me

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★

    everyone go back and apologize to alden

  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    maybe they deserved what happened to them that house was ugly as hell

  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★½

    sometimes you meet a gay little freak and discover that you too are a gay little freak. and that’s beautiful