you: the hellboy movies are great monster movies
me, an intellectual: the hellboy movies are the greatest romances of our time

Got almost all the way under my skin and into my bone marrow. As a secondary note, I've never enjoyed just looking at something than I have at this movie.

I just want to stress that the FINAL SHOT of this movie is of Stanley Tucci smiling like a maniac in order to show off his new false teeth because he became a piano under the curse and all of his keys fell out and so he regenerated as a human WITHOUT ANY TEETH.

These movies are so dumb. I want fifty of them.