Like most, watched for John Mulaney. He didn't disappoint. Everything else did.
"Return of the Mack."
Now this is stylish af, which definitely helps the sleaze go down easier. Even the title is cool. One can imagine saying it in a video store in the 90s and just feeling the superiority of knowing about this. The tie-dye uniforms are maybe the least cool part of the movie and they ain't so bad.
Sometimes these films are described as misogynist due to the female torment, but I have to say that having all the male characters be…
So there’s this couple, they’re all like “Boo-hoo, our baby died, let’s get a new one from the baby-pound… uh, I mean, orphanage.” and the orphanage-lady is like “Here’s our selection, take your pick. But choose wisely, you can take only one.” Yes, she is Prof. Oak from the Pokemon games.
Really? I'm going to go over the plot. No, I am not.
It is a surprisingly good thriller. I avoided it for a while because I thought I've figured…