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  • The Bourne Ultimatum

    The Bourne Ultimatum

    ★★★

    Actors walking at an accelerated pace through crowds, while the cameraman is having an epileptic seizure: The Movie

    "Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!"

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★

    Almost as entertaining as the middle aged couple, who during the credits decided to pass the time by taking photos of the husband wearing a horse mask.

    "What are those?!"

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  • Orphan

    Orphan

    ★★★★

    So there’s this couple, they’re all like “Boo-hoo, our baby died, let’s get a new one from the baby-pound… uh, I mean, orphanage.” and the orphanage-lady is like “Here’s our selection, take your pick. But choose wisely, you can take only one.” Yes, she is Prof. Oak from the Pokemon games.
    Really? I'm going to go over the plot. No, I am not.
    It is a surprisingly good thriller. I avoided it for a while because I thought I've figured…

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★

    You know what not enough movies have? Full frontal nudity and synchronised dance scenes. This movie has both, so it's pretty darn good in my book.

    Who knew that Domhnall Gleeson is going to be the redhead that actually has a career after Harry Potter?

    "I am God."