My grandmother loved Asparagus. I could never quite understand why at the time. In fact, she was the only person I knew who didn't actively dislike the stuff.

After having seen this, maybe there was more to it than I realised. Maybe she had kinks I don't even want to imagine. Maybe she was a real dirty old bird.

She would have been rolling around on the floor laughing if she had seen this film. I used to love it when she would collapse into fits of side-splitting laughter when confronted with the ribald and the absurd.

I miss her so much.