Showdown in Little Tokyo

Showdown in Little Tokyo

Who would have ever guessed that I movie starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, and Tia Carrere could be horrible...but it was. It is probably worth a viewing just to hear the 2 or 3 references Brandon Lee makes about how large Dolph Lundgren's penis is. Also the Tia and Dolph sex scene is one of the most unrealistic representations of sex I have ever seen. I'm not convinced anyone who worked on that scene knows what happens during sex or what humans look like during sex. I would guess that someone explained the scene to Dolph and Tia by smashing a Barbie doll onto a Ken doll, because that is more what they seemed to be reenacting. All bashing aside though I regret nothing, a Monday night well spent, a million thumbs up or something.