Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

What a fart of a movie. All the unoriginal and mediocre ideas violently shoved into a two hour movie one should expect from a multimillion dollar disney production. It was better than the phantom suck and attack of the shits and whatever the darth vader NNOOO! movie was called, but getting shit on by a flock of geese with diarrhea is better than those movies. I wish Rian Johnson would have ruined brick by making that into a huge studio trilogy. The porgs were cute as promised though so 3 stars y'all