• The Sword of Doom

    The Sword of Doom

    The final fight, which is super bloody and super long, makes this definitely worth a watch. But I was left with many questions for instance: Is his soul doomed or is his sword doomed? Is the doom the chicken or the egg? Was there a resolution to any of the revenge plots? Why were there so many different revenge plots? Why wasn't more of the movie just Ryunosuke freaking out, destroying brothels, and killing hundreds of people?

  • C.H.U.D.


    What an all-star cast, so many surprise cameos. I thought I had seen this before but I must have missed this and I can now add this is one of the many regrets of my childhood

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    What a fart of a movie. All the unoriginal and mediocre ideas violently shoved into a two hour movie one should expect from a multimillion dollar disney production. It was better than the phantom suck and attack of the shits and whatever the darth vader NNOOO! movie was called, but getting shit on by a flock of geese with diarrhea is better than those movies. I wish Rian Johnson would have ruined brick by making that into a huge studio trilogy. The porgs were cute as promised though so 3 stars y'all

  • Slave of the Cannibal God

    Slave of the Cannibal God

    One of the strangest and most boring orgy scenes I have ever seen in a movie. Overall an amazing film with all the animal killing animal cut-scenes that warrants a holiday viewing

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    Even after all these years this is still fucking terrible movie

  • Shocker


    One of the lamest Alice Cooper videos I've seen, but it does star Assistant Directer Skinner playing a family serial killer

  • Izo


    for fans of surrealistic samurai movies and fans of Japanese acid folk music

  • Fire and Ice

    Fire and Ice

    The boobie-ness of the movie should speak for itself. You don't need to watch the extra features interview with Bakshi. He doesn't talk about much else aside from boobs and Frazetta worship

  • Boyka: Undisputed IV

    Boyka: Undisputed IV


    This series of movies started with Wesley Snipes and Ving Rhames and somehow ended up with Scott Adkins in another terribly culturally insensitive roll as an escaped Russian prisoner. Scott Adkin's Russian accent sounds like he is just mimicking what he remembers Boris and Natasha sound like after not having watched Rocky and Bullwinkle since he was a kid. And like most Scott Adkin's parts/movies the plot is just a woven tapestry of Van Damme, Seagal, Lundgren, et al but…

  • The Founder

    The Founder

    Fuck mcdonalds

  • Lady Bloodfight

    Lady Bloodfight

    Lady Bloodfight, more like Lady Bloodsport, am I right... ku-mi-te, ku-mi-te, ku-mi-te!!!

  • Martin


    RIP George! Such a weird and brilliant take on the vampire genre