Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Riders of Justice 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jun 2021

  Mads Mikkelsen: *kills a man with his bare hands* 
  Me: “💕Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.💕”

Recent reviews

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023

  🎶I’m just like you🎶
  🎶I’m just like you🎶
  🎶You’re just like me🎶
  🎶You’re just like me🎶
  🎶It’s something anyone can seeeee🎶

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  Rat Film 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  The rats didn’t mean to bring the plague, they’re just little guys! It’s not their fault! 

  A very uniquely presented look at the history of segregation and systemic racism throughout the history of Baltimore and what part the rats play in that system. Also there’s a guy who sits on a folding chair trying to catch rats out of an alley with a fishing pole. What’s not to love?

Popular reviews

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  You Cannot Kill David Arquette 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Sep 2020 4

  “I’m just tired of being seen as a joke.”  
  *vapes on a horse while wearing a magician cape*

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  Pooka! 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2018 8

  This film jogged a memory. 
  The first time I ever heard my dad say the word fuck was when I had a Furby which had crossed that line into unpredictable insanity that all Furbies do eventually. It wouldn’t shut up unless it was left completely undisturbed. Our plan was to carefully lift it onto a high bookshelf and let that be its final resting place. However my father picked it up by the teal scruff on the top of its…