Suspiria

Suspiria ★★★★

HI Billy Mays here. 
Don’t you HATE it when your ritual basement is covered in traitor blood? Well for just three easy payments of your hair, eyes, and urine you can have this tiny rag! Clean up some of the blood! 


(WARNING: side effects include dizziness, nausea, nightmares, sporadic contortions, your surroundings turning red, random slow motion, and seeing Tilda Swinton EVERYWHERE)

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