With half an hour left of the movie I found out Adam Sandler was voicing Dracula and the rest was RUINED.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Fifty Shades of FUBAR
...when Christian Grey came out of the elevator after Certain Death Helicopter Crash™ with a single scratch on a muddy forehead. COME ON THE ENTIRE HELICOPTER THING IS THE MOST FOUL ATTEMPT AT CREATING SUSPENSE BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WOULD SURVIVE BY GREAT MARGIN DESPITE THE IMPROBABILITY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE WRITER WOULDN`T DARE TO KILL HIM OFF AND ALSO DID THE MOVIE REALLY NEED ANOTHER SCENE OF ANASTASIA CRYING????