BEST WRITTEN FEMALE CHARACTERS – 5/10

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP - MADISON

“Zombies?” They’re much more afraid of us than we are of them.”

Zoey Deutch stole so many scenes, it should have been a crime. From the moment we see her browsing scented Yankee candles in Juicy couture sweatpants, we know immediately who she is – your uncle’s new girlfriend, who insists all the kids call her “mommy”, despite being two years older than them. She’s the girl more afraid…

BEST WRITTEN FEMALE CHARACTERS – 4/10

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS – REBECCA & LESLIE & LORETTA

"Mom gave me this 9mil for my birthday. I'll always remember what she wrote in the card - "Jesus loves winners". That's why, no matter what I do, I aim to win."

Rebecca Ann Leeman, played by Denise Richards, is the prom queen with a tiara in one hand and a shotgun in the other. She’s the modern Disney Princess – loved by the vain and the…

A swansong to the lovechild of a horror movie and a stand-up set.

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he lights up a cigarette. There’s the gent coming home from work at the train station holding it under his thumb like it’s a gilded secret. There’s the mafia boss seductress blowing O’s like Marlon Brando’s her date. And you can tell a lot about Joker – because he’s smoking constantly, and yet he never lights…