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  • Legally Blonde
  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • Coraline
  • The Addams Family

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  • Moon Knight

    ★★

  • Last Action Hero

    ★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

  • An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★½

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  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    ★★

    I’ll say it! Mr Robot did this way better!

  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero

    ★★★½

    Ahead of its time and too long, but pretty great! More importantly: Charles Dance is sell your house, move to the moon, risk it all and then some hot in this. Like? Who gave him the right? It’s unfathomable!! If I saw this character in public I would absolutely dissolve. 10/10 for him exclusively

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’ll preface this by saying I did not want to watch this movie but my partner is a completionist and what the hell else is there to do right now? And also, that even though Eternals truly stinks, I don’t blame like 99% of the people involved. You can tell some of them were trying to make it good. That being said, here are the notes I wrote while I endured nearly 3 hours of it:

    - The MCU canonizing Ancient…

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★½

    A airport chicken caesar wrap of a film