The true kaiju were the friends we made along the way.

Man, this would be so much more exciting if it was about sloppy building techniques, poorly marked exits, and why you don't cram drunk scared people into a basement, rather than "oh yeah, there are ghooooosts".

This is terrible. But it needs to exist just to show you how terrible it is.

And for that, I love it.

I tried to figure out why I didn't see this in the theatres - I was the perfect age for it - and I remember seeing Return to Oz and other films in the theatre, so it wasn't that it'd be too scary.
I can only assume that Dad took one look at it, realised it'd be a Lord of the Rings knock-off, and promptly said no.