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  • Serenity

    Serenity

    ½

    This is terrible. But it needs to exist just to show you how terrible it is.

    And for that, I love it.

  • The Black Cauldron

    The Black Cauldron

    ★½

    I tried to figure out why I didn't see this in the theatres - I was the perfect age for it - and I remember seeing Return to Oz and other films in the theatre, so it wasn't that it'd be too scary.
    I can only assume that Dad took one look at it, realised it'd be a Lord of the Rings knock-off, and promptly said no.