Jurassic World ★★★½

Chekhov's picked off vino-scab! Chekhov's evil douchenozzle! Chekhov's velocitaptors! Chekhov's Tyrannosaurus! Chekhov's moasaur! Now with bonus pterodactyl skeet shooting! But the T-Rex really should have taken a huge crap on the helicopter pad on the final scene.