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  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    imagine being a lady from the olden times and you have to wear a corset and you've never even seen a man but all of a sudden colin farrell won't leave your fucking house and that causes complicated sexual feelings and you don't even know what masturbation is so you decide fighting your friends for a man is something a self-loving woman would do... that's sad huh... too bad dua lipa wasn't around back then, she could've prevented all of this

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen

    ★★★★★

    a movie about a melodramatic, jealous, self-hating, pretentious young girl who wants to die... can't believe my life has been plagiarized like this!